Strange Celebrity Tweets!

Kids say the darnedest things, and so do celebrities.. especially on Twitter! Check out Sue's Strange Celebrity Tweets.

“Break out the Brussel sprouts because Kale chips are so last year”

Who said it? Bobby Flay, Rachel Ray or Valerie Bertinelli?

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“Today my 10 year old son said: "When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons in life's eyes, and demand oranges."

Who said it? Brittany Spears, Steve Carell or David Beckham?

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“Thank you for loving, smiling, and following this wild life my family and I are living! Y’all are the best!”

Who said it? Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian or Kate Gosselin?

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“I'm going with the full Brazilian wax. Not gonna let fear run my life.”

Who said it? Kristen Bell, Ryan Reynolds or Betty White?

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“I heard the iPhone 15 won't have any ports or jacks or a screen and it will just be a smooth steel ball and finally we'll all be happy.”

Was it Conan Ellen or Ashton Kutcher?

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Doesn’t matter how good your outfit is, it’s gonna look like crap when you put it back on in a fitting room.” 

Who said it? Chelsea Handler, John Mayer or Ellen?

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“Since the word "brink" gets a raw deal, I'm going to use it in a positive way: I am on the brink of eating a nice fruit salad.”

Who said it? Conan Ellen or Ryan Reynolds?

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“There is nothing more or less worse than when you're not unable to determinate a tweet's meaning or not.”

Who said it? Conan, Ellen or Ryan Reynolds?

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“Things escalated quickly when Larry David joined us.”

Who said it? Lorne Michaels, Seth Meyers or Susie Essman?

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“Peanuts are the carnations of the nut family.”

Who said it? Rainn Wilson, Daphne Oz or Conan O’Brien?

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“This is how my hair woke up in honor of the 30th anniversary of our show.”

Who said it? Tony Danza, John Stamos or Katey Sagal?

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“GOAT, GOAT, GOAT, GOOSE.”

Who said it? Rob Gronkowski, Danny Amendola or Peyton Manning?

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“It’s Amy Poehler’s Birthday and #GuacamoleDay! Which is exactly why I have a candle in all this guac.”

Who said it? Tina Fey, Ellen or Ashton Kutcher?

“I usually don’t take pics with Yankee fans but had to make an exception for my boy Denzel.”

Who said it? David Ortiz, Pedro Martinez or Dustin Pedroia?

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“Looks like there’s gonna be a Maroon 7. Congrats @AdamLevine & @BeePrinsloo!”

Who said it? Jimmy Fallon, Ellen or Blake Shelton?

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“I just chewed a mouthful of granola for 10 minutes. Pretty sure it was granola.”

Who said it? Amy Schumer, Steve Carell or Ryan Seacrest?

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“When you spend all afternoon trying to rebuild a @Lego Ferrari for your 11year old that your 4 year old "played with".

Who said it? David Beckham, Melissa Joan Hart or Selma Hayek

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“The moment your 15 year old son reminds that he is more talented at 15 years old than you were - and he does it in front of 15,000 people!?!?!”

Who said it? Will Smith, Donnie Wahlberg or Madonna?

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“Standing in wind is a real under taught skill set in journalism school”

Who said it? Al Roker, Josh Groban or Ellen?

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“Beside the road. In the gravel, weeds and rocks. A workman's glove. Was it lost? Or tossed? Think about THAT.”

Was it Chris Pratt, Tom Hanks or Will Ferrell?

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“I am going to the market for just ice cream. It's happening. Now…. where are my shame shopping shorts?”

Was it Jonah Hill, Josh Groban or Michal Strahan?

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“We refuse to let #summer or #the80s be over!”

Was it John Krasinski, John Stamos or John Legend?

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“Tonight I will lay my head on my pillow knowing I am a good person. Can you? Except lying to my kid. That stuff just happens”Who said it? Sharon Osbourne, Christina Applegate or Kelly Clarkson?

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“J Bloated versus J Lo #tummygoals I win, obviously.”
Who said it?  Jennifer Hudson, Jenny McCarthy or Jennifer Lawrence?
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“For those asking about my rainbow onesie, it's from a company called tipsy elves. It's heaven. And no they don't sponsor me, but if they saw this and wanted to send me another one, I wouldn't be bummed..”

Who said it? Pink, Miley Cyrus or Amy Schumer?

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“Page 1 of the Disney castle, 4000 pieces 490 pages of instructions I look confused but I'm so excited.”

Who said it? David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds, or Jimmy Fallon?

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“Not a lot of Tom Brady-types in attendance.”

Who said it? Kevin Hart, Dax Shepard, or Neil Patrick Harris?

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“Next time you see me you better grab it. My beard not my fanny pack”

Who said it? Jared Leto, Leonardo DiCaprio or The Rock?

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“Best marketing coup of all time. Calling it Thousand Islands instead of Ketchup and Mayonnaise.”

Who said it? Rainn Wilson, Conan, or Jessica Simpson?

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“You can ask an animal any question and the conversation is over.”

Who said it? Miley Cyrus, Louis C.K. or Ellen?

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“Someone asked my son what his father does for a living. He said "he plays basketball and changes his shorts."

Who said it? Taye Diggs, Jason Sudekis or Ryan Reynolds?

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“Great things may come to those who wait but only left by those who hustle.”

Who said it? Ryan Seacrest, Oprah Winfrey or Will Smith?

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“When you do something perfectly, just say you “Nialled it”

Who said it? Niall Horan, Zayn Malik or Harry Styles?

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"If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017."
Who said it? Kelly Clarkson, James Blunt, or Lorde?

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“Heard 2 different dads plead, "OK let's focus" at Target today.”

Who said it? Sarah Silverman, Louis CK, or Ryan Reynolds?

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“I still can’t believe I made a human. #FirstGlassofWineinTenMonths"

Who said it? Was it Chrissy Teigen, Pink, or Kelly Clarkson?

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“Are we bringing back jelly sandals or what?”

Who said it? Was it Kristen Bell, Kaley Cuoco or Kendall Jenner?

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“Dear All Hotels: Why so many pillows? Are you planning to smother me? Are you hoping it will happen on its own?”

Who said it? Was it Samantha Bee, Wanda Sykes or Conan O’Brien?

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Nothing says "I don't really want to chat" like sitting alone in a restaurant with your laptop open next to your personal pan pizza”

Who said it? Was it Lena Dunham, Dave Chappelle or Amy Poehler?

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“The Princess is Charlotte Elizabeth Diana! A Perfect name. I don’t care that I ran out of room writing it on the Diaper Genie I got them.”

Who said it? Ellen, Jenny McCarthy or Wanda Sykes?

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 "I study rainbows."

Who said it? James Corden, Harry Styles or Stephen Colbert?

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“Taylor Swift, wow you’re a sweetheart! Life is friends, family and love! We all see that in you… your Prince Charming will come!”

Who said it? Selena Gomez, Lady Gaga or Ed Sheeran?

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“Trying to explain to my daughter that farts aren’t polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they’re totally funny.. #StruggleIsReal”

Who said it? Leslie Mann, Mario Lopez or Tina Fey?

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“Idea for a sequel. Even Beautier and The Beastier.”

Who said it? Jimmy Fallon, Kevin Kline or Ellen DeGeneres?

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"People in LA are dealthy afraid of Gluten. I swear you could rob a liquor store with a bagel!" 

Who said it? Will Ferrell, Amy Schumer or Ryan Reynolds

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“It was disrespectful of Nabisco to bring Double Stuffed Oreos into the marketplace. They clearly don't hold Oreos in the same esteem as I."

Who said it? Dax Shepard, Jerry Seinfeld or Emma Roberts?

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“You ever wonder where all the rejected selfies go?? Is there like an island or something? #rejectedselfies Come on, let's see them!”

Who said it? Kris Jenner, John Stamos or The Rock?

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"Hi Adele. It's Jim from the other side. Weird coincidence, I dressed up as one of your roadies for Halloween. I absolutely love you." 

Who said it? Jim Carrey, Jim Parsons or Jim from "The Office"

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“Ahh St. Patrick’s Day, the only day of the year my 4 leaf clover tattoo makes sense. There’s a lesson here kids. #ThinkBeforeYouInk”

Who said it? Carrie Underwood, Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?

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"Just this passed Tuesday night grocery shelves empty across the Northeast, and tissue shelves empty everywhere else. #ThisIsUs."

Who said it? Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Seacrest?

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“If there was a gym in my house. I would definitely pay $80 a month to not go to it.”

Who said it? Conan O’Brien, Ellen or Jerry Seinfeld

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"The problem is these shoes are abusive and I can't put them on alone. I'm not gonna lie about it."

Who said it? Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lawrence or Katy Perry?

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"Does Alicia Vikander have a Twitter because I will def give her a back rub tomorrow."
Who said it? Chrissy Teigen, Amy Schumer or Miley Cyrus?

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“Do NOT make me regret this One Direction tattoo on my lower back fellas.”

Who said it? Ryan Reynolds, Paul Rudd or Chris Pratt?

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"Aaaaaand my mom is watching Gilmore Girls on her phone on the way to the Oscars." 

Who said it? Lin Manuel Miranda, Lucas Hedges or Dev Patel?

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"You know what I like about people? Their dogs."

Who said it? Britney Spears, Ryan Reynolds or Ellen?

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"I just noticed that not a single Victoria's Secret model follows me."

Who said it? James Blunt, Ed Sheeran, or Zayn Malik?

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"My head is too heavy it flattens even the firmest of pillows."

Who said it? Vince Vaughn, Mindy Kaling or Christina Ricci?

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"Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food." 

Who said it? Kirstie Alley, Rihanna or Chelsea Handler?

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“My room service bro brought me my tray of coffees and toast in a Ninja Turtles T-shirt. We are going to get along just fine.”

Who said it? Rebel Wilson, Brie Larson or Ashton Kutcher?

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“Hey friends, I lost my blackberry.  So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones.” 

Who said it? Blake Shelton, Paris Hilton or Vince Vaughn?

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“I was looking at tweets & saw that I really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry.  It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye”

Who said it? Ryan Lochte, Cher or Martha Stewart?

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"I dreamed I was driving 100 mph on the freeway and when I woke up I was driving 100 mph on the freeway."

Who said it? Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno or James Corden?

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“Were. What if. What. If. It Were.”

Who said it? Chrissy Teigen, Miley Cyrus or Lindsay Lohan?

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"Turns out Game of Thrones is NOT historically accurate. Apologies for calling my 6 yr old nephew an imbecile."

Who said it? Louis C.K., Ryan Reynolds or Jack Black?

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“It’s 8:30am and I’ve already gotten into 5 fights… mostly with parents with toddlers.”

Who said it? Ryan Reynolds, Nicole Richie or Fergie?

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“My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes. Now its boogers, tears and the color of poop.  #bliss”

Who said it? Drew Barrymore, Pink or Christina Applegate?

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"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ...Alright, get in the basket.."

Who said it? Will Ferrell, Ricky Gervais or Adam Sandler?

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“Any time the phone rings, I’m ready to go.  What else am I going to do? I’ll never retire.  I don’t even know what it means.”

Who said it? Morgan Freeman, Carol Burnett or Aretha Franklin?

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"My mom once told me Dunkin' Donuts was not open in the morning so I would stop asking about going there." #WorstLieIEverTold

Who Said it? Jimmy Fallon, Mark Wahlberg or Ryan Reynolds?

 

"I'm a godmother. That’s a great thing to be – a godmother… They call me god for short.”

Who said it? Ellen, Tina Fey or Amy Poehler?

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“There’s a lot of baggage that comes along with our family… but its Louis Vuitton baggage.”

Who said it? Tori Spelling, Kim Kardashian or Anderson Cooper?

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"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY." 

Who said it? Jennifer Lawrence, Kevin Hart or Neil Patrick Harris?

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"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all." 

Who said it? Kanye West, Justin Bieber or Jessica Simpson?

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"5 rings cant be deflated. #Brady"

Who said it? Kobe Bryant, Paul Pierce or Ben Affleck?

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“It’s a bad sign when you take and people instantly call the paramedics.”

Who said it? Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman and Betty White?

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“One time Ryan Gosling slapped me and said something about being the sexiest. It was adorable.”

Who said it? Channing Tatum, Jon Hamm or George Clooney?

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"I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband." 

Who said it? Jennifer Lopez, Denise Richards or Madonna?

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“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell like, wall stuff?”

Who said it? Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton or Ariana Grande?

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“I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.”

Who said it? Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul or Mariah Carey?

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“I have insecurities, of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.”

Who said it? Simon Cowell, Adele, or Ryan Reynolds?

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"I hope you all have a wonderful, incredible, fantastic, fabulous, epic, legendary, magnificent, splendid, awesome, spectacular #ThesaurusDay"

Who said it? Andy Samberg, Ellen DeGeneres or Jerry Seinfeld?

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“I am an old fashioned guy. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, staring at a lake or something.”'

Who said it? Ben Stiller, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon?

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“I can understand wanting to have a million dollars.. but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it’s the same hamburger.”

Who said it? Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, or Richard Branson?

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“I’m thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, ‘Why stop at one?’ Therefore, Im considering a platoon of monkeys. So that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys”

Who said it? Sarah Silverman, Robert Downey Jr or Jim Carrey?

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"Happy Birthday, @BettyWhite, You were born before sliced bread was invented. So sliced bread is the best thing since you."

Who said it? Jimmy Fallon, Ellen DeGeneres or Jerry Seinfeld?

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"I ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes...Well really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese...I ate a pizza."

Who said it? Kevin Hart, Ellen DeGeneres or Will Ferrell?

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"I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body."

Who said it? Christina Aguilera, Miley Cyrus or Khloe Kardashian

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"Hmm.. fans say to me, you're thinner on TV than in person... umm, thank you?"

Who said it? Tina Fey, Courtney Cox or Olivia Munn?

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"Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife."

Who said it? Will Smith, Ryan Reynolds or Chris Pratt?

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"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."

Who said it? Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears or Kanye West?

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"If Kim Kardashian wants us to see a part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera."

Who said it? Amy Schumer, Bette Midler or Steve Martin?

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"I'm alone tonight and I'm looking for a strapping muscular man to come over ... because butternut squash is hard to dice!"

Who said it? Chelsea Handler, Anna Kendrick or Mindy Kaling?

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"During stressful situations, I find that singing the chorus part of Boyz II Men's 'I'll Make Love To You' is particularly relaxing."

Who said it? Vince Vaughn, Robert Downey Jr or Kevin James?

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"I never leave my house. That way I don't have to put on a bra or change my pants."

Who said it? Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence or Ellen?

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"In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment."

Who said it? Nicole Kidman, Olivia Wilde or Katy Perry?

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