Strange Celebrity Tweets!

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Kids say the darnedest things, and so do celebrities.. especially on Twitter! Check out Sue's Strange Celebrity Tweets.

“Were. What if. What. If. It Were.”

Who said it? Chrissy Teigen, Miley Cyrus or Lindsay Lohan?

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"Turns out Game of Thrones is NOT historically accurate. Apologies for calling my 6 yr old nephew an imbecile."

Who said it? Louis C.K., Ryan Reynolds or Jack Black?

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“It’s 8:30am and I’ve already gotten into 5 fights… mostly with parents with toddlers.”

Who said it? Ryan Reynolds, Nicole Richie or Fergie?

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“My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes. Now its boogers, tears and the color of poop.  #bliss”

Who said it? Drew Barrymore, Pink or Christina Applegate?

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"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ...Alright, get in the basket.."

Who said it? Will Ferrell, Ricky Gervais or Adam Sandler?

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“Any time the phone rings, I’m ready to go.  What else am I going to do? I’ll never retire.  I don’t even know what it means.”

Who said it? Morgan Freeman, Carol Burnett or Aretha Franklin?

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"My mom once told me Dunkin' Donuts was not open in the morning so I would stop asking about going there." #WorstLieIEverTold

Who Said it? Jimmy Fallon, Mark Wahlberg or Ryan Reynolds?

 

"I'm a godmother. That’s a great thing to be – a godmother… They call me god for short.”

Who said it? Ellen, Tina Fey or Amy Poehler?

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“There’s a lot of baggage that comes along with our family… but its Louis Vuitton baggage.”

Who said it? Tori Spelling, Kim Kardashian or Anderson Cooper?

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"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY." 

Who said it? Jennifer Lawrence, Kevin Hart or Neil Patrick Harris?

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"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all." 

Who said it? Kanye West, Justin Bieber or Jessica Simpson?

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"5 rings cant be deflated. #Brady"

Who said it? Kobe Bryant, Paul Pierce or Ben Affleck?

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“It’s a bad sign when you take and people instantly call the paramedics.”

Who said it? Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman and Betty White?

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“One time Ryan Gosling slapped me and said something about being the sexiest. It was adorable.”

Who said it? Channing Tatum, Jon Hamm or George Clooney?

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"I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband." 

Who said it? Jennifer Lopez, Denise Richards or Madonna?

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“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell like, wall stuff?”

Who said it? Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton or Ariana Grande?

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“I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.”

Who said it? Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul or Mariah Carey?

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“I have insecurities, of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.”

Who said it? Simon Cowell, Adele, or Ryan Reynolds?

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"I hope you all have a wonderful, incredible, fantastic, fabulous, epic, legendary, magnificent, splendid, awesome, spectacular #ThesaurusDay"

Who said it? Andy Samberg, Ellen DeGeneres or Jerry Seinfeld?

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“I am an old fashioned guy. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, staring at a lake or something.”'

Who said it? Ben Stiller, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon?

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“I can understand wanting to have a million dollars.. but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it’s the same hamburger.”

Who said it? Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, or Richard Branson?

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“I’m thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, ‘Why stop at one?’ Therefore, Im considering a platoon of monkeys. So that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys”

Who said it? Sarah Silverman, Robert Downey Jr or Jim Carrey?

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"Happy Birthday,[email protected], You were born before sliced bread was invented. So sliced bread is the best thing since you."

Who said it? Jimmy Fallon, Ellen DeGeneres or Jerry Seinfeld?

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"I ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes...Well really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese...I ate a pizza."

Who said it? Kevin Hart, Ellen DeGeneres or Will Ferrell?

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"I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body."

Who said it? Christina Aguilera, Miley Cyrus or Khloe Kardashian

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"Hmm.. fans say to me, you're thinner on TV than in person... umm, thank you?"

Who said it? Tina Fey, Courtney Cox or Olivia Munn?

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"Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife."

Who said it? Will Smith, Ryan Reynolds or Chris Pratt?

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"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."

Who said it? Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears or Kanye West?

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"If Kim Kardashian wants us to see a part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera."

Who said it? Amy Schumer, Bette Midler or Steve Martin?

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"I'm alone tonight and I'm looking for a strapping muscular man to come over ... because butternut squash is hard to dice!"

Who said it? Chelsea Handler, Anna Kendrick or Mindy Kaling?

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"During stressful situations, I find that singing the chorus part of Boyz II Men's 'I'll Make Love To You' is particularly relaxing."

Who said it? Vince Vaughn, Robert Downey Jr or Kevin James?

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"I never leave my house. That way I don't have to put on a bra or change my pants."

Who said it? Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence or Ellen?

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"In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment."

Who said it? Nicole Kidman, Olivia Wilde or Katy Perry?

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