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STOP EVERYTHING: Tim Curry WILL STAR In 'Rocky Horror' Reboot

Not as Frank-N-Furter, but WE AREN'T EVEN MAD. 

The legendary Tim Curry will star in FOX's Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot, much to our surprise. Sadly, Laverne Cox will be playing his Dr. Frank-N-Furter, but we have gotten word that Tim will play the Criminologist.  You know, the guy who narrates everything?


Perfect role for him to take on, given his sultry voice, that will lead us to shiver with antici....


... Pation.



E! has also reported that the role of Eddie, originally played by Meatloaf, will be played by Former American Idol contestant, and Queen stand-in Adam Lambert. Well, if you can't have John Stamos, you can totally have Lambert. It works - even if we might not want it to.


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