Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again, which sounds a lot more like a title suited for a Tolkien version of her story, but Teresa Giudice is writing her very own memoir.
The story, according to E!, is supposed to cover her journey between her life as a housewife, going to jail, and then back again. Giudice has been serving a 15 month sentence for fraud, so we guess she had some time to work.
"The book will begin with Giudice's upbringing in a humble Italian-American home and will journey into her life as a mother to four daughters," says E!.
Apparently there will also be a special of her time in jail (because, why wouldn't there be?) called Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Checks In.
Well, you've got to admit, if going to fraud jail was that glamorous, maybe we'd all commit fraud more often...
No word on when the book will drop, obviously, she's still got to right the "and back again" portion.
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